Mudsmith Coffee, the high-end coffee shop and bar that recently opened on Greenville Avenue, is currently under attack by wild pigeons.
According to a customer on the scene, the birds are sneaking in when customers walk through the door, before roosting in the rafters and reigning terror from above.
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The birds are apparently blocking the door, and attempts to negotiate with the creatures have only been met with unintelligible coos. If you encounter the birds in East Dallas, please be careful. The animals are thought to be highly caffeinated and, thus, dangerous.