FINALLY! You and your chicken can get trussed and like it. A cookbook, due out November 13, parodies the last book you wanted to see on your mom's nightstand. With promises of rather tempting recipes for "Bacon Bound Wings," "Chicken with a Lardon" and "Mustard-Spanked Chicken," Fifty Shades of Chicken is taking cookbookdom to a whole new level.
From the description on Amazon:
So begins the adventures of Miss Chicken, a young free-range, from raw innocence to golden brown ecstasy, in this spoof-in-a-cookbook that simmers in the afterglow of E.L. James's sensational Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy. Like Anastasia Steele, Miss Chicken finds herself at the mercy of a dominating man, in this case, a wealthy, sexy, and very hungry chef.
And before long, from unbearably slow drizzling to trussing, Miss Chicken discovers the sheer thrill of becoming the main course. A parody in three acts -- "The Novice Bird" (easy recipes for roasters), "Falling to Pieces" (parts perfect for weeknight meals), and "Advanced Techniques" (the climax of cooking) -- Fifty Shades of Chicken is a cookbook of 50 irresistible, repertoire-boosting chicken dishes that will leave you hungry for more.
Dinner is sexy again.
Can't stand the thought of waiting until November? Just follow on Twitter and prepare your body for hilarity that will surely leave you twitching with the pain of falling off the couch.
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The impatiently insatiable can preorder their copy on the book's website, where they can also be treated to a free recipe download for "Dripping Thighs."