To end the day today, I give you the above image, a hand-drawn flowchart given to the music editor at our sister paper in St. Louis (ye good ole RFT) after she openly asked (and I'm paraphrasing) "So why, again, do so many people still give a shit about the Toadies?"
A Dallas ex-pat living in St. Louis and running this here blog drew it up for her.
Well done, sir. Well done, indeed. --Pete Freedman