"So, Elaine said to me, 'You get those people on those buses and you get them there, regardless of whether they can read!'" -- Lady trying to get drunken festival-goers aboard shuttle buses efficiently, speaking to other shuttle lady.
"I like the Smashing Pumpkins and marijuana." -- Dude to his dude-friend
"I'm not real big on the gynecological exams." -- Frat Boy 1 to Frat Boy 2