Will Smith progeny Willow Smith joined teen heartthrob Justin Bieber on stage the other night
so the two could dance--you guessed it--the Dallas-spawned Dougie together
And, just like that, the D-Town Boogie movement has officially jumped the shark.
But, hey, that's good news for me, because that's what my column in this upcoming issue of the Observer was going to be about anyway! It's fate! Thanks, Willow! You, too, Biebs!