Psst, hey buddy. Can I interest you in this Terrell Owens fake Cowboys' locker room name plate sticker affixed to my wall?
Merrily I don't need thee anymore.
What I will cling onto - perhaps forever - are artifacts I rescued from my closet from Cowboys who wouldn't look right in any colors but silver and blue. Like, for example ...
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A bunch of other guys from the early '90s.