If You See U.K. Reporters Moondancing Around Town in Coming Days, This is Why

Maybe you heard a few days back that Van Morrison had another kid. Except, whoops, no, he most certainly did not: "The comments which appeared on my website did not come from me. They are completely and utterly without foundation." Wouldn't even mention it except the woman at the center of this mess -- Gigi Lee -- is a local; there was even a picture of her Dallas "mini mansion" in the U.K. Daily Mail yesterday. But be warned, Morrison's threatening to sue over that story, if he hasn't already so, so read at your own peril. And I see my colleague Scott Foundas made his way into the English tabs too, ID'ing Lee as Morrison's exec tour manager ... or something.