In lieu of news, a couple of items from the gossip pages:
Hey, FC Dallas, waytago -- you made Perez Hilton this morning! And David Beckham didn't even have to show. Go figure.
One caller asked the former football player if he thought it was "a bigger feat to break 2,000 yards in one season or slice two necks in one night."
Simpson seemed not to hear the question, which interviewer Kate Delaney reinterpreted for him as, "What was your biggest accomplishment, basically, in football?"
Then someone asked Simpson if he killed Bill Walsh. Watch out, though -- somewhere in our city at this very moment, the Juice is very loose. --Robert Wilonsky