That's not enough to take away the bitterness of another Tony Romo meltdown in a do-or-die game, but fans will at least have that much to savor while they hope to do better next year. That at least would be the reasonable thing to do, but we're talking about Cowboys country. Reason has no place here.
The video above is titled simply "Getting the Shit Off My Cowboys Jersey." This is achieved by draping the piece of apparel on a washing machine and then blowing up the washing machine by shooting the explosive device attached to it.
And that's just for losing a football game. Hate to see what happens if Obama decides to seize Texas' guns.
[h/t Frontburner]