You Have Been Warned

Should you see a parade of limos and police officers later today, don't worry -- Dick Cheney won't be in town loading up on more weaponry. John McCain will finish off his day in Dallas after a morning stint on The View and a "a small business roundtable in Brooklyn." And what brings him from NYC to DFW? Why, a fundraiser, course -- because he's way behind the Democratic candidates, by a bunch. --Robert Wilonsky