Trying To Make a Warehouse Story Sexy

I was trying to decide which of these stories with which to start the morning: the one from the Wall Street Journal about how last year, developers built 18.6 million square feet of warehouse-distribution space in the DFW, which kicks the ever-loving crap outta the Riverside-San Bernardino, California, region by a good 8.2 million square feet. Or the one from the Dallas Cowboys' official Web site about Irving's Christina Parker, the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader who's pictured in the top left corner of the new Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue cover. The 25 Parker pics on the SI Web site sealed the deal. --Robert Wilonsky