Narration Au Naturel

I'm sick of misnomers. Guinea pigs aren't pigs and aren't from Guinea. Ringworm doesn't come from a worm. Why can't the people in charge just do the right thing? I think Michelle L'amour, Miss Exotic World 2005, feels the same way I do because when she started up the Naked...

By Kaitlin Ingram

November 5, 2009

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I'm sick of misnomers. Guinea pigs aren't pigs and aren't from Guinea. Ringworm doesn't come from a worm. Why can't the people in charge just do the right thing? I think Michelle L'amour, Miss Exotic World 2005, feels the same way I do because when she started up the Naked Girls Reading show earlier this year, she went with the most accurate title possible. Yes, the live event features naked girls, and, yes, they're reading. Check it out at the LuminArte Design Studio, 1727 Levee St., at 9 p.m. Friday. Local burlesque performer La Divina will be there, along with Athena Fatale and many others. Tickets are $15 in advance or $20 at the door. For tickets or more information, call 972-849-7296 or visit 1727dallas.com.
Fri., Nov. 13, 8 p.m., 2009

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