Education Oldies

What's your function? If you're a conjunction, it's hooking up words, phrases and clauses. We know this because we were raised on Schoolhouse Rock, which cleverly taught grammar, science and math through catchy cartoon jingles. However, the only way we can problem-solve is by singing little songs in our head. Or aloud. Don't judge! The stage version, Schoolhouse Rock Live! shows at 7:30 p.m. Fridays, 2 and 7:30 p.m. Saturdays, and 2 p.m. Sundays through March 15 at Theatre Arlington, 305 W. Main St. Arlington. Tickets are $10. Call 817-275-7661 or visit
Fridays, Saturdays, 7:30 p.m.; Saturdays, Sundays, 2 p.m. Starts: Feb. 27. Continues through March 15, 2009