Winter Getanumberland

When the dating gets tough, a non-Jewish friend of mine always threatens to go on and bill herself as a Shiksa Goddess. I always tell her it's a great idea, because there's no shortage of cute Jewish doctors just waiting for an opportunity to piss off their mothers by dating a Gentile. If you're in search of hot Jewish singles, or if you are one, here's the event for you: The 2006 Matzoh Ball, billed by the Jewish Community Center as "Dallas' Biggest Jewish Singles Event of the Year." Don't let the Monty Pythonesque name put you off; this could be the first night of the rest of your life! The party is from 8:30 p.m. to 2 a.m. Sunday at Ben's Half Yard House, 7102 Greenville Ave. just north of Park Lane. Admission is $25 to $30. Call 214-739-2737 or visit