Sein On

Jerry Seinfeld is coming to town and he's bringing a big bag of jokes with him. Well, not a real bag, just a metaphorical one that he keeps in his mind. Who keeps jokes in an actual bag? That's just weird. But that's neither here nor there. The important thing is Jerry Seinfeld is coming to town. JERRY SEINFELD. The man who made a show about nothing and made it so very, very well. He's amazing. Like really amazing. Like so amazing his first two Dallas shows (7 p.m. Friday and Saturday) sold out. Bummer, right? Wrong. They actually added an extra show (9:30 p.m. Saturday) just so little ol' you (yes, you) could go and make all of your friends totally jealous. And let's not kid ourselves, one-upping friends, family and co-workers truly is what it's all about, right? Wait a second, why are you even still reading this? Get off your Poppie-pee-stained couch, throw on your puffy shirt, hop in your B.O. SAAB, pick up Delores and head straight to the AT&T Performing Arts Center Box Office at Winspear Opera House, 2403 Flora St., to purchase tickets. For box office hours, call 214-880-0202. Not really up for human contact? Not a problem. Tickets ($66 to $81) are on sale at
Fri., May 6, 7 p.m.; Sat., May 7, 7 & 9:30 p.m., 2011