It’s Mother Effin’ Décor, Yo.

Have you ever wished a write-up had sound effects? Me too. So just play along and read this entire thing like it’s a monster truck show and anytime you see an “effin’” go ahead and fill it in with the real thing. Why? Because it’s the mothereffin’ Dallas Home and Garden Show!!! Loaded to the drywall with awesome things including an appearance by Michael Graves, tips from the ladies of Model My Home, an alternate appearance by Steve Huddleston, author of Blooming Concepts, the latest in green product innovation, indoor and outdoor design ideas, kitchens, baths, pools, spas and on and on. See it all on 10 a.m. to 7 p.m. Saturday or 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. Sunday at Dallas Market Hall (2100 N. Stemmons Freeway.) Admission is $10 for adults, $9 for seniors, and children 14 and younger are free. For more info or to purchase tickets, head to
Sept. 8-9, 2012