Help, I Look Like A Disney Prostitute

This Sunday Make Up For Ever will peek in your makeup bag. Then, it’ll probably shudder. (Just kidding.) They’re going to dig through your existing cosmetics and show you how to apply them properly. Even if you have a bag full of not-their-products. Seriously. They’ll also recommend colors and textures that will be complementary to your sassy little self. Basically, there is no better way to spend a Sunday afternoon — and if you can think of one, buy a jockstrap because you’re not a girl. The FREE consultation is from noon to 7 p.m. Sunday at NorthPark Center. RSVP online at
Sun., Feb. 24, 2013