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Which Food Trend Are You?

Who cares which Golden Girl you are? OK, Facebook really, really cares. But, wouldn't you rather know which food trend you are? OF COURSE YOU WOULD. Behold: The Which Food Trend Are You Quiz. Behold it. And get out your solar-powered calculator or a 5-year-old.

Answer the following questions. Then, our fancy system (read: your calculator or small child) will add up your score and reveal your answer.

Which Food Trend Are You?

How many different kinds of salt are currently in your pantry? 1) Just one. That chick in the raincoat is on it. 2) Two. 3) Three or more.

Which side of the bed do you sleep on? 1) Right 2) Left 3) That shit is all mine.

What's the lowest dollar amount that's ever been on your Whole Foods receipt? 1) Less than $50 (You're lying, you freaking liar. This is impossible. I know you buy all that Vitamin Code there. And a cup of that vegan gluten-free chowder costs at least $60.) 2) Less than $100 3) What's Whole Foods?

Sometimes, do you think Anthony Bourdain is super hot, and then you look at him again and he reminds you of your grandpa and then you get all weirded out that basically you just thought about boning your grandpa? 1) No, never. 2) I'm gonna say no, but totally yes. 3) Yes, all the time. I'm glad I'm not alone on this one.

How many fingers am I holding up? 1) 3 2) 1 3) 2

It's time to add up your score! One point for each question you answered "1," two points for each "2," and three points for each "3." Your food trend is on the next page!