Shouldn't a Texan have written a rap about Whole Foods Market? The chain was born in Austin, after all, and here a Berkeley, California, native has gone and created the Whole Foods Parking Lot Music Video, which went viral on YouTube last week.
OK, to be fair, Austin is lot closer kin to Berkeley than Texas. Still, we ask, where is that Lone Star pride? Gotta represent. Check out the video: