SXSW 2010 Video: Human Statue Not Very Statue-Like...

If there's anything your momma taught you, it shoulda been to not wander the streets at night alone.

SXSW is the exception. You have to see what's going on out there: There's human statues and men on stiltz and pin-juggling. And some disturbingly good tacos.

More after the jump. But can we first pause and ask something? If you're going to costume up as a human statue...why would you juggle?

Yes. Those are stilts.

Holy crap. Look at the line for The XX and Bear in Heaven at the Mohawk in Austin last night.