A Syllogism For All Sizes

So, let's see ... we've got those Victory Park shirts. That Leppert poster. Maybe a Schutze tee or two. Guess it's time to open up an Unfair Park store, now that our very own Alexander Flores has taken our Friend Heywood U. Buzzoff's suggestion and turned Angela Hunt's "hell of a syllogism" into a T-shirt. Either that, or we use the proceeds to pay down the city's budget deficit.