Film and TV

A First, and Last, Look at "The Queens of Dallas Real Estate"

As noted before, HBO's done gone and killed 12 Miles of Bad Road. But that didn't stop someone from posting a sneak peek yesterday, complete with a phony billboard planted smack in the middle of the Trinity River bottoms. So, here 'tis -- perfect entertainment for a rainy Tuesday afternoon, if'n yer all about fake tits and shaved-pussy jokes, f-word-using kiddos and 14-year-olds engaged to Jesus. Which is so Dallas. --Robert Wilonsky

Update: Damn, that was quick: The video's already been yanked. Alas, fret not -- we're working on getting another copy.