Two thousand years ago, give or take, the Romans nailed Jesus to a cross and left him to die. Since then, he has become the centerpiece of one of the world's dominant religions, revered by billions, inspiring wars and reconciliations and serving as a muse for innumerable works, both quotidian and profound.
Somehow, during all that time, no one ever thought to chalk the Son of God's face across a 17,000-square-foot expanse of parking lot. Lucky for humanity that Ed Young, the sex-loving, attention-seeking pastor of Grapevine's Fellowship Church, noticed the oversight and took steps to address it.
On Wednesday morning, dozens of volunteers armed with 6,700 pieces of chalk and 125 bags of charcoal descended on the Fellowship Church parking lot. By evening, their masterpiece was finished.
"Honestly, I think it speaks to people," church member Roger Moreno told NBC 5, adding that the chalk Jesus "actually shows that we actually still care and [are] trying to make a difference in somebody's life."
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