Grant Stinchfield Will Shoot the News At You, If Allowed to Rap

While we're on the subject of KXAS-Channel 5, an excerpt from reporter Grant Stinchfield's blog entry today, the title of which is "Why Don't Rappers Rhyme Anymore?":

“I’m G-Stinch of the Six O’clock hour, uncovering the news is my power. I hold the mic like a gun firing facts at you… Who can rap the news? Me… That’s who!”
Good luck to you, Tom Ehlmann. --Robert Wilonsky