While we're on the subject of TV shows I actually watch, I'll share with you the contents of a press release that just landed in the Unfair Park in-box. During the Super Bowl Weekend, something called Style Icon will be setting up "a two-day celebrity luxury lounge" at the Crescent Hotel, which they promise to pack full o' "celebrities, athletes and tastemakers." Night before it officially opens there's a VIP kick-off party. Website says "Host to be announced," and it just was: Modern Family's Sofia Vergara, who I would not recommend Google Image searching. Says Style Icon CEO Andre Wilson in the press release, "We are thrilled to have Sofia Vergara as our host for this exciting weekend." Why, yes, yes we are.