Kickboxer: Retaliation (R)
Now, just as the original begat a bunch of ridiculous sequels, Vengeance has now given us Kickboxer: Retaliation, which is all kinds of what-the-fuck. For Chrissakes, the movie begins with an elaborate, dream/fight sequence on a train that Moussi's Sloane is having in the middle of a MMA fight. Things get more batshit from there when Sloane gets kidnapped and thrown in a Bangkok jail by a fight promoter (Christopher Lambert, both oily and greezy) who agrees to get him out only if Sloane fights to the death a behemoth, roided-up man-beast (Game of Thrones strongman Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson). Thankfully, Van Damme's (now-blind) mentor is there to train him, along with Mike Tyson, who shows up outta nowhere as an incarcerated, Zen-like bruiser.
Journeyman writer/director Dimitri Logothetis literally throws all semblance of logic out the window (it's set in a prison, but most of the characters come and go anytime they please), just so he can make a movie with a bunch of cool-looking fight scenes.That shameless ludicrousness makes Retaliation a hysterically entertaining trainwreck. But, then again, it's still a Jean-Claude Van Damme movie. When was the last time you saw one of his that made any gotdamn sense?