Lex and Terry's wet dream

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Lex and Terry, who are beside themselves with laughter, respond with exclamations of doubt and disbelief. Taking the response as a challenge, Ashton promptly lowers her pinstriped drawers as evidence. She is not wearing any underwear.

Staley guffaws, and Jaymes' face turns bright red, while Howie cranes his neck for a better view. Seated on the floor, syndication director Welpton covers his eyes with his hands and wonders aloud why he got up in the morning.

Ashton carries the rest of the show, doling out cautionary advice about the demanding erection expectations men face in the porn business and providing a detailed explanation of how women can deep throat "without gagging all over the place."

At 9:30 Lex and Terry cut away for the scheduled song-break, which always precedes the final half hour of the show.

As they do with most of their guests, Lex and Terry insist that Ashton pose for a picture before she leaves. Before he takes charge of the camera, Howie plays a song off of AC/DC's first album, High Voltage, which was filled with enough raw rock hits to propel the Australian band into hard-rock stardom.

As Lex and Terry sandwich the porn star, Bon Scott's voice fills the sound room, surrounding them with insight that is just as accurate today as it was in 1976.

"It's a long way to the top, if you want to rock and roll.

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