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My Six Worst Relationships and How They Failed

Editor's Note: Shea Serrano is an award-winning music writer and goofball who recent exploits include Bun B's Rapper Coloring and Activity Book. In his new column, he writes about his life and times.

I went running the other morning. I used to run all the time. I was in shape, and had a six-pack for a week. I then threw all of my shirts in the trash, which was not that smart.

Alas, now I'm sloppy and unhealthy. The buttons on my pants are always angry. So that's why I went running, and while I was doing so, Dustin-Prestige's album Dharma cycled on. The tape, which is very good, focuses on the dissolution of a relationship. It also got me thinking about about some of my own relationships that have withered away. So here they are: Six failed relationships.*

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Shea Serrano