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. But, sometimes, it's best not to question these things, to just sit back, and enjoy them for what they are. And, in this case, what it is, is maybe the best/worst thing of all-time.
Seriously: Tony Romo, you have a standing, open invitation to perform at this year's Dallas Observer Music Awards.