"Legs Shakin'" featuring Ludacris
This song is about performing oral sex on a girl until her legs shake. This GIF is the exact opposite.
"Cookie" is about vagina cookies.
"Throw This Money on You"
"Throw This Money on You" is about being so moved by a woman that you feel compelled to throw money at her. This GIF is the exact opposite. I don't want to throw money at this little guy. I want to throw tiny kisses and squeezes and nuzzles at him.
"Marry the Pussy"
"I'm gonna make you happy, pussy." --R. Kelly.
Not that kind of pussy, wonderful little cat. This song is about wanting to marry a girl's vagina. That's the only part of her he felt was worth keeping. :(
This GIF is the exact opposite. :)
"You Deserve Better"
"You Deserve Better" is about a girl that deserves better, a euphemism for "R. Kelly's ding-dong." This GIF is the exact opposite. This kitty does not deserve R. Kelly's ding-dong. He needs me to love him forever and make him feel special because that's exactly what he is. LOOK AT HIS TINY LEGS DANGLING OH MY GAWD.