The 50 Commandments of SXSW

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21. Thou shalt not forget to ask Billie Joe Armstrong if him and Clear Channel are friends again yet.

22. Thou shalt not speak. I know just what you're saying.

23. Thou shalt not ask why Depeche Mode are playing. They just are.

24. Thou shalt not forget that a tent is both convenient AND stylish, but that tent pegs simply cannot go into concrete.

25. Thou shalt not be afraid to shout. Shouting is the holiest form of communication. It says so in the Bible.

26. Thou shalt not stop believin'. Just hold on to that feelin'.

27. Thou shalt not forget to thank the corporations for you having a good time.

28. Thou shalt not bathe. Bathing is for squares.

29. Thou shalt not ask Wayne Coyne about a special guest Badu appearance in the Flaming Lips' set.

30. Thou shalt not drive. Skateboard. I'm not sure whether that's really cool or really uncool now, but either way at least one sub-set of the attendees will appreciate your stance.

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