The Five Worst/Best Rock and Roll Pirates

Way before the Pirates of the Caribbean films brought buccaneer chic back into vogue, various rock acts over the decades have mined this particular influence; some better than others. Here is a list of those who have been particularly ham-fisted, including one Adam Ant who performs this Sunday at the Granada Theater.

5. Johnny Kidd & the Pirates Sure, "Shakin' All Over" influenced The Who (amongst others), but that single did not a career make. Amazingly, even with Kidd passing away in 1966, some form of the band still performs today. Unsure if that is exactly a good thing. Anyhow, Kidd was probably the first to don the infamous eye patch, so credit goes where it is due.

4. Swashbuckle

Oh, the humanity. This thrash metal outfit from New Jersey would draw the ire of Black Beard or any other respectable pirate. Two of the founding members met at...wait for it...Red Lobster. Swashbuckle's last album was 2010's Crime Always Pays. Let's hope these guys retire on top.

3. Captain Dan & the Scurvy Crew Pirate themed electronic hip-hop? There ought to be a law. For those with a warped sense of humor,

Divide The Plunder - The Best of Pirate Rap

came out in 2011.

2. The Dreadnoughts Canadian pirate-themed nonsense that at least offers a bit of authentic humor. Bassist Andrew Hay uses the stage name Squid Vicious. Now, that's pretty funny in a

Spongebob Squarepants

kind of way.

1. Adam Ant Born Stuart Leslie Goddard, Adam Ant started dressing like a pirate around 1980 with the album Kings of the Wild Frontier. Granted, Kings is Ant's best album, but the guy has to be docked major points for releasing such tripe as 1983's


and 1990's

Manners & Physique

. Still, he's still putting on the tri-cornered hat and giving it his best.

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