The Seven Sexiest Guitars

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The Dimebag Razorback Explosion Straight from the mind of Dimebag Darrell, one of the greatest shredders, this Mahogany V Neck beauty will grip your loins and take your muse into the nine levels of hell.

Gibson Custom Limited-Edition Les Paul Custom Electric Guitar Silverburst Looking at this American beauty makes my legs shake and my fingers ache. Her curves, her silver finish, her chrome... she's the fuckin' Harley Davidson of electric guitars.

BC Rich Kerry King Metal Master Series Electric Guitar Dust off that spell book and prepare to delve into the world of Slayer's Mr. Kerry King. This dreamweaver will cast a spell on you as soon as you touch her sharp-angled body. As you run your fingers down the neck, crushing riffs will pound your audience into thrash metal oblivion.

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