? That was the Goo Goo Dolls way back in 1990 and it was a rocking slab of pop/punk that sounded like a sober Replacements. But then came "Name," the super-soft single from 1995's

and the flood gates were released. Then came "Iris" from the

soundtrack and there was no turning back. The band hasn't made a decent album since and covering Supertramp (the limp "Give a Little Bit") was just plain wrong.

Speaking of those influential and often inebriated guys from Minneapolis, Paul Westerberg and crew had the indie rock world by the ear from 1981 until 1988. But guitarist Bob Stinson was kicked out in in 1987 and the decline was fairly rapid. 1989's

and 1990's

were both major downers that featured enough softness to fill a grade-A mattress.

Another Minneapolis band, another potential softy. Prior to hitting it big with the song "Runaway Train" in 1992, Dave Pirner and Soul Asylum had made some fantastic alternative rock, including such great albums as

,

and

. But after achieving success with a soft ditty about runaways, the band never made another good record.

This talented three-piece from Boston is the rare band that went soft, came back hard and then went soft again. From their self-titled debut in 1988 to 1992's

, Buffalo Tom didn't let up on the alternative rock gas pedal. But then came 1993's

, an album filled with soft, over-produced tunes that somehow failed to send the band to the big time. Properly chastised, the band came back strong with 1995's

, but the last couple of efforts have been tepid to say the least.

Yes, ragging on this legendary rocker turned softy is like picking low-hanging fruit, but back in his day, Stewart was a rock god. His earliest records are some of the finest examples of classic rock to be found, but now the dude is happy crooning other people's (soft) tunes like a supper club pro.

Vincent Furnier picked a cool, androgynous stage name and, at first, made some pretty great records like "I'm 18" and "School's Out." But throughout the '80s and into the '90s, Alice Cooper became something of a sad, soft joke. Trying on seemingly any style in order to get a hit, the man and the band never came close to their earliest creations. Then again, the '80s were the midlife crisis decade.

Have you listened to

? When the band released its final album in 1979 and "All of My Love" hit the radio, the collective groan was audible on other planets. This was the same band that did "Kashmir?"

After the greatness of most everything the band did with Lindsey Buckingham throughout the late '70s and early '80s, 1982's

was a major step into soft banality. And the next album, 1987's

was even worse. Fleetwood Mac came back fairly strong in

in 2003, but the band hasn't been heard from since.

Soft is not synonymous with acoustic. On "Never Talking to You Again" from the great album

, Grant Hart attacks this song about a failed relationship as if his life depended on it. By the time Husker Du released 1986's

, the acoustic meanderings and easygoing triteness of "Hardly Getting Over It" basically defined soft. And even though guitarist Bob Mould's most recent efforts have shown the guy still knows how to turn up an amplifier, his initial solo album,

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, was a soft and pretentious mess.

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