Ultra Ravers Answer: What's in Your Fanny Pack?

Kat Bein March 31, 2014 8:15AM

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"I've got pockets, but they're not very good pockets," Lisa admits. "And I've got a bra, but bras don't really help."

And that's why a young lady needs a high-quality fanny pack, in which to hold her "cigs, reflective glasses, and lighter."

But one of the drawbacks of the belly bag, as Lisa's friend Rachel points out, is its tendency to "flop around my stomach when a girl is just trying to dance."

Still, the fanny is a fine option. "It holds everything that you're gonna need to have fun, smoke something, and protect your eyes."

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Kat Bein