Hint: It's not Nick Jonas. And it's not Kevin Jonas, either.
Spoiler alert: It's, like, totally Joe Jonas! O! M! F! G?
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Anyway, catch Vampire Weekend at the House of Blues on April 11. Sucker's already sold out, though. So, if you ain't already in, you're probably not getting in. Unless, you engage in illegal activities that we in no way condone (on the record).