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The Unfair Park in-box is now a mess, cluttered with invites to and press releases for Super Bowl shindigs -- each, just one more reason to consider moving to Farmersville till this whole thing blows over. But our music editor insists -- nay, demands -- I share this heads-up for a February 3 "Super Weekend Kickoff Party" beginning at 9 p.m. at BlackFinn American Saloon's Addison outpost featuring a gentleman named Mike Sorrentino. Tickets are $15. Truth told, I've never seen an episode of Jersey Shore. Though, to be honest, I'll gladly take this Situation over the "Rogers Situation."