Do you have legs? And do you know how to use 'em? Because if the answer is "yes" to at least one of those questions, do we have just the event for you. See, we just got a press release announcing that on July 25, Stacy Keibler -- who was, apparently, on Dancing With The Stars or something? -- is now a judge for something called the Venus Breeze Legs of a Goddess contest. And a week from Wednesday, says the release, she'll be at the American Airlines Center "to conduct a search for the woman with the best legs in Dallas, and later, America."
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So, what d'ya get if you possess the top matchsticks in town? "The winner in Dallas will advance to the final round where she will compete against other finalists for the national title and a "Goddess Getaway" for two worth approximately $15,000. Registration starts at noon. Dunno about my legs, but you should see my hands. Best o' luck to ya. --Robert Wilonsky