But Do Not Multiply

Our condolences to the family of the man named at right, of course; it's heartbreaking to lose a family member, especially when it's so close to the holidays and all. But we know at least one radio personality with a pitch-black sense of humor who will find this obituary from today's Dallas Morning News more than a little amusing -- because, ya know, his name is Gordon Keith of KTCK-AM (1310, The Ticket), and Gordon's nothing if not a fan of death humor, especially when it's so close to the holidays and involves his name. (And, just a note here, but shouldn't someone at the News proofread these obits a little better? The "cud" in there kinda threw us off at first. Just sayin'.) --Robert Wilonsky

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