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Charlie Sheen's Bringing His "Violent Torpedo" Tour to the American Airlines Center

Apparently, Charlie Sheen's not going anywhere. Matter of fact, according to The Hollywood Reporter, he's coming to Dallas on April 27 at part of his Charlie Sheen's Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat Is Not an Option tour -- tickets for which go on sale tomorrow at 10 a.m., says Ticketmaster. And what, pray tell, can one expect during this event? This, duh. And, this:

My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is Not An Option Show is coming for you. I'm going on the road. LIVE. Will there be surprises? Will there be guests? Will there be mayhem? Will you ask questions? Will you laugh? Will you scream? Will you know the truth? WILL THERE BE MORE?!?! This IS where you will hear the REAL story from the Warlock. Bring it I dare you to keep up with me.

Hunh. Also: "Trolls need not apply." With that in mind, tix for the American Airlines Center gig run from $61.95 to $102.98 (once you add in fees), with some shows offering $750 ducats allowing for a meet-n-greet. Shows at Radio City Music Hall and in Detroit and Chicago have already sold out; in minutes, matter of fact. Just in case you thought his bit had run its course, like, two weeks ago.

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