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January 8, 2007 8:30AM

Here it is:

"New York Giants Defeat Dallas Cowboys When It Comes to Abortion."

Say wha? Says here Dallas Cowboys owner, prez and GM Jerry Jones gave a few thou to Planned Parenthood nine years back. Also says there that the Chicago Bears' owner, Virginia McCaskey, gives dough to anti-abortion causes. Dunno where the Giants figure in here. So, crazy and confusing. --Robert Wilonsky

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