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Stop yer whining, Dallas, and keep drinking. Turns out Dallas ain't high on the Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission's list of best cities in which to bust boozers--not even in the top 10, which is awesome. Just stay away from small towns when popping yer tops. --Robert Wilonsky