God, please, make it all go away. The latest casting new from the land of Dallas has Jessica Simpson (who else?) in the role of Lucy Ewing. In related news, I no longer give a damn about this movie and have moved on to the big-screen redo of Carter Country, which producers hope to film in Burleson, Sachse and Farmersville by the fall of 2009, far as you know. --Robert Wilonsky
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