Eye of the Beholder

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I clutch my purse and trudge into the parking lot, muttering to myself like a proper crazy person.

"Freaking $30,000 millionaires." I stumble on the gravel. "Freaking Lexus and freaking Mercedes...Freaking...freaking...stripper poles."

I speed away in my busted-up Jeep, hoping to make it home before Drunken Porno Bunny gets behind the wheel. If, in the Beautiful Room, it's what's inside that counts, I decide I'll be perfectly, insanely happy as an outsider.

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