Finally, Someone Put on a Giant Penis Costume, Inserted It Into Dallas' Marketing Campaign

It was only a matter of time, really before this happened. Put giant B's and G's around the city as part of the official "Big Things Happen Here" marketing campaign, and someone will eventually think "You know what? A penis is shaped kinda like an 'I.'" Then, it's only a matter of finding a penis costume and deciding where to insert oneself. The Granada, which is doing a caption contest for the shot above above, is a solid choice, though probably not quite as good as the Dallas Theological Seminary. It is also missing an erect "I."

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