Just when you thought we had it all here in Dallas--aW Hotel
full of posh turds and some semblance of, um, something happening with that Wright Amendment thing--we get even more. O, karma, how you shine upon us! For now comesDallasForHire.com
, a Web site wherein you can bid for a variety of services around town — services like lawn care, you filthy minded cur. Need your "patito
" (sic) painted? Gotta get thatdouble wide moved
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? Just log on. User "SnowViper" is attempting tostaff his wedding
with Dallas For Hire folk.
Oh, who are we kidding? It's only a matter of time before the place turns into Craigslist Casual Encounters II: Electric Boogaloo. Lord only knows what "regular lawn care" is going to end up being synonymous for. --Andrea Grimes