You--you friggin' sap--and your pocketbook will inevitably be left to raise and/or distribute the passel. And if you think you're getting off easy because your pet is male and unable to conceive a surprise litter, may I suggest that the cost of treating testicular cancer in an animal--something likely to happen in an unneutered pet--is far more than the cost of coaxing one through animal birth.
This is all to say that if you live in zip codes 75203, 75211, 75212, 75216, 75217, 75224, 75227, 75228, 75232, 75233, 75236, 75237, 75241, 75253 and make less than $35,000 per year, two Dallas SPCA locations are providing free spay/neuter surgeries for your furry companions through September 1. Call the Dallas clinic for more info. --Andrea Grimes