Um, seems a goat was wandering Lower Greenville Avenue this morning, around 2 in the a.m., near the Whole Foods. WFAA-Channel 8 has the video, along with the note that "after a low-speed chase, Dallas police and Dallas County Sheriff's Department deputies caught up with the little guy and took him into custody without incident," bwah-haw ... awwww. Good thing officers caught up to it before a certain Barking Dog; we hear Avi's big on cabrito. --Robert Wilonsky

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