Press release or public service announcement? Again, hard to tell. Nonetheless, here's a fiscal win-win for those who not only like the Chick-fil-A but also like it free: On Thursday, the chicken eatery that seasons its meat with a touch of Jesus will offer a year's worth of Chick-fil-A Combo Meal coupons to the first 100 growed-ups willing to stand in line at the chain's newest stand-alone location at 9386 LBJ Freeway. Says the media release, "The line can begin forming up to 24 hours prior to the opening, with the prizes being given away on May 8 sometime between 6 a.m. and 6:30 a.m." Not included in the prize pack: a gratis trip to the cardiologist. --Robert Wilonsky

• Food News