IH-35: The Highway to Hell!

Sinners, beware -- Jesus don't want you driving Stemmons Freeway or any other part of Interstate 35, from Laredo to Duluth. Seems the highway's due for a "purity siege," anyway -- a big ol' street-cleaning scheduled in coming End of Days to rid Pat Robertson and Dallas-based Heartland World Ministries' "Highway of Holiness" of the unclean, course, complete with 24-hour "prayer rooms." Only, now how will I get to the Penthouse Key Club? --Robert Wilonsky

KEEP THE DALLAS OBSERVER FREE... Since we started the Dallas Observer, it has been defined as the free, independent voice of Dallas, and we'd like to keep it that way. With local media under siege, it's more important than ever for us to rally support behind funding our local journalism. You can help by participating in our "I Support" program, allowing us to keep offering readers access to our incisive coverage of local news, food and culture with no paywalls.
Robert Wilonsky
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